A patient was at her doctor’s office after

undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, “I have some
very grave
news for you. You only have six months to
live.”

The patient asked, “Oh doctor, what should I do?”

The doctor
replied, “Marry an accountant.”

“Will that make me live longer?”
asked the patient.

“No,” said the doctor, “but it will SEEM
longer.”