A man in a bar
sees a
friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he
comments, “You look terrible. What’s the
problem?”

“My mother
died in June,” he said, “and left me $10,000.”

“Gee, that’s
tough,” he replied.

“Then in July,” the friend continued, “My
father died, leaving me
$50,000.”

“Wow. Two parents gone in
two months. No wonder you’re depressed.”

“And last month my aunt
died, and left me $15,000.”

“Three close family members lost in
three months? How sad.”

“Then this month,” continued, the
friend, “nothing!”