A young wildlife biologist got fired from
his first real
wildlife job. Upon his return home, his parents asked
him what happened.

“You know what a crew boss is?” he asked.
“The one who stands around
and watches everyone else work.”

“What’s that got to do with it?” they asked.

“Well, he just got
jealous of me,” the young biologist explained.
“Everyone thought I
was the crew boss.”