A man with a talking parrot is getting married. On

the day of the wedding he says to the parrot “Now look here, I know

you are always sat in that window sticking your beak in, when me
and my
new wife get back from the wedding I want you to turn round
and and no
matter what you hear I do not want you to turn back or
I’ll break your
neck, do you understand?” The parrot reluctantly
agrees.

On returning from the wedding the parrot turns round as
instructed, and
behind him the bride and groom start to pack for the
honeymoon. The
wife however has packed too much and they can’t get
the case closed.
“Get on top and sit on it baby!” Says the man the
woman does so and
grunts and moans but can’t shut the case. “You
get on top baby it might be
better” Says the wife, so the man grunts
and groans and tries his best
but still cant shut the
case.

After a little thought the man says “Ok we’ll both get on top see
if
that’s any better!” The parrot turns round and says “Neck or
no neck
I have to see this!”