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    March 12th, 2009adminBusiness joke

    The Americans and the Japanese decided to
    engage in a boat
    race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach
    their peak
    performance levels. On the big day they felt ready. The
    Japanese won by a mile.
    The American team was discouraged by the loss.
    Morale sagged. Corporate
    management decided that the reason for the
    crushing defeat had to be
    found, so a consulting firm was hired to
    investigate the problem and
    recommend corrective action.
    The
    Japanese team had six people rowing and one person steering and

    rowing; the American team had two people rowing and five people steering.

    After a year of study and thousands spent analyzing the problem, the

    consultant firm concluded that too many people were steering and
    not
    enough were rowing on the American team. So as race day neared
    again the
    following year, the American team’s management structure
    was completely
    reorganized. The new structure for the American
    s was: one quality
    assurance manager, two steering managers, one
    area steering managers, and a
    new performance review manager for the
    two people rowing the boat to
    provide work incentive.
    That
    year, the Japanese won by TWO miles !!!
    Humiliated, the American
    corporation laid off the rowers for poor
    performance and gave the
    managers a bonus for discovering the problem.

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