Tom was so excited about his promotion to
Vice
President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it
to
his wife for weeks on end.

Finally she couldn’t take it
any longer, and told him, “Listen, it
means nothing, they even have
a vice president of peas at the grocery
store!”.

“Really?”
he said. Not sure if this was true or not, Tom decided to
call the
grocery store.

A clerk answers and Tom says “Can I please talk
to the Vice President
of peas?”

The clerk replies “Canned
or frozen?”