This elderly Newfoundland
fisherman
is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. “Well

boys, the time is near, and when I pass I’d like to be buried at

sea.” So the boys agreed. A few days after his passing, the local front

page read, “Local Fishermen Were Shocked Today When Their Nets Brought
in
Patrick McRay in a Coffin, 3 Shovels and the Bodies of His Three

Sons… Funeral arrangements haven’t yet been made, however, it is
believed
all wished to be buried at sea.”