A ninety-year-old couple decide
to get a
divorce. They go to the judge and say, “Judge, we want a
divorce.”

The judge says, “You’ve been married 70 years and now you want to
get
a divorce? Why did you wait so long?”
The couple say in
unison, “Well, we wanted to wait until the kids were
dead.”

A ninety-year-old couple decide
to get a
divorce. They go to the judge and say, “Judge, we want a
divorce.”

The judge says, “You’ve been married 70 years and now you want to
get
a divorce? Why did you wait so long?”
The couple say in
unison, “Well, we wanted to wait until the kids were
dead.”