An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are

wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they
come
upon a rotting, dead camel.

“Well,” said the
Englishman, “I support the Liverpool football club,
so I’ll eat the liver.”

“I support the Hearts club,” said the Scotsman, “so I’ll eat
the
heart.”

“I support Arsenal,” said the Irishman, “but I
seem to have lost my
appetite.”