I write the church bulletin each week. Last week on complete accident instead of putting in “Pastor Vill will be giving this weeks exciting messages” I wrote: “This week Pastor Vill will be giving this weeks exciting massages.”

Another time I was suppose to write “Forgiveness can send you to hell” and I accidentally wrote: “Forgiveness will send you to hell.”

Needless to say my work is checked before the bulletins are printed and passed out now in church.