A fire chief died and went to heaven. When

he got there he saw a long line waiting to get in to the pearly
gates.
He told himself, “I’m a fire chief, I’m not going to wait in
line.”

He went to the angels guarding the gates and said, “Let
me in. I’m a
fire chief.” The angels replied, “You’ll have
to
wait in line like everyone else, sir.”

While waiting at the back
of the line he saw a sedan pull up with red
lights and a man got
out wearing a white
helmet that said “CHIEF”. The angels popped to
attention and let the
chief enter heaven. The waiting fire
chief
was pissed and went to talk to the angels.

He asked, “Why did you
let that fire chief go through and not me?” To
which the angels
replied, “You have it all
wrong, sir. That’s God, he just thinks he’s
a Fire Chief.”