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    December 7th, 2011adminWeather jokes

    Out in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with

    sudden devastation, and without warning. In one case, a house was

    completely whisked away, leaving only the foundation and first floor. A

    silver-haired farm lady was seen sitting dazed, in a bathtub, the
    only
    remaining part of the house left above the floor. The rescue
    squad rushed
    to her aid and found her unhurt. She was just sitting
    there in the tub,
    talking to herself.
    “It was the most amazing
    thing … it was the most amazing thing.”
    she kept repeating dazedly.

    “What was the most amazing thing, Ma’am?” asked one of the
    rescuers.
    “I was visiting my daughter here, taking a bath, and all I did
    was
    pull the plug and dog-gone-it if the whole house didn’t suddenly
    drain
    away.”

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