Jokes Bucket

Having arrived at the edge of the river, the

fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just
then he
happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a
worm. The
fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm.
Feeling sorry
for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him
up again and poured
a little beer down his throat. Then he went
about his fishing.
An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his
pant leg. Looking
down, he saw the same snake with three more worms
in his
mouth…

Why men like to fishing so much?
They
finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

What do dirty fish read?
Prawno
Magazines!

What fish only swims at night ?
A starfish
!

To whom do fish go to borrow money ?
The
loan shark !

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