What do you call an aardvark that’s just won
a fight?
A well ‘aardvark!

What do you call an aardvark that’s just lost
a
fight?
A vark!

What do you call an aardvark that’s just won
a fight?
A well ‘aardvark!

What do you call a boxing match between two
aardvarks?
A snout bout!

Where does the aardvark family always
come
first?
In the phone book!

What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and
is very
loud?
A herd of stampeding aardvarks!