What do accountants suffer from that
ordinary people don’t?
Depreciation.

There are three kinds of
accountants in
the world.
Those who can count and those who can’t.

How do you know accountants have no
imagination?
They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

What does it mean when an accountant is
drooling out of
both sides of his mouth?
His desk is level

What do accountants suffer from that
ordinary people don’t?
Depreciation.

Conversation between two accountants at a
cocktail party:
“…….and ninthly…”