Jokes Bucket

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what
does
an onion do?
Keeps everyone away.

How do you make an apple turnover?
Push it
down hill.

What can a whole apple do that half an apple

can’t do?
It can look round.

Once upon a time there were five apples
Which
was the cowboy?
None - because they were all redskins.

What is red and goes putt, putt, putt?
An
outboard apple.

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