Jokes Bucket

This guy
goes to the zoo one day. While
standing in front of the gorilla’s cage,
a gust of wind swept some
dust into his eye. As he rubbed his eyelid,
the gorilla went crazy,
bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless.
When the guy came to
his senses, he reported the incident to the
zookeeper. Nodding, the
zookeeper explained that pulling down your eyelid
means “F**k you!”
in gorilla language. The explanation didn’t make the
victim feel
any better and he vowed revenge.
The next day he purchased two large
knives, two party hats, two party
horns, and a large sausage.
Putting the sausage in his pants, he hurried
to the zoo and over to the
gorilla’s cage, where he tossed a hat, a
knife, and a party
horn.
Knowing that gorillas were natural mimics, he put on a party hat.
The
gorilla looked at him, looked at the hat, and put it on. Next, he
picked
up his horn and blew on it. The gorilla picked up his
horn and did the
same. Then the man picked up his knife, whipped
the sausage out of his
pants, and sliced it in half.
The gorilla
looked at the knife, looked at his own crotch, looked at
the man,
and pulled down his eyelid.

What was the policeman’s
baby’s first words
?
Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !

Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest
baby in the
world?
She didn’t push the pram - she pulled it.

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