Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal
village?
Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).

What does a baby computer call his
father?
Data.

How did the witch almost lose her baby?
She
didn’t take it far enough into the woods.

Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal
village?
Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).

What is a baby bee?
A little humbug.

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
You
rock-et.