Jokes Bucket

Mandy: Our teacher went on a
special banana
diet.
Andy: Did she lose weight?
Mandy: No, but she sure could
climb trees well!

Tom: What did the banana say to
the elephant?

Nick: I don’t know.

Time flies like an
arrow, but fruit flies
like a banana.

How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down
and make a noise like a banana.

Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they
hang around in bunches.

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