A man walks into a bar on
the top floor of a
skyscraper. He sits down and orders a beer. After
taking a drink he sees
the guy next to him go over to the window
and jump out!
“Holy cow! Did you see that!? That guy just jumped out
the window!”
The bartender does nothing.
So the man
takes another sip. A minute later the same guy walks in,
orders
another drink, chugs it, and jumps out the window again.
“Jesus! He
just jumped again!”
The bartender ignores the man.
So
the man sits puzzled. The guy comes back into the bar, and orders
another drink.
“How did you survive that jump?”..”I ordered a
floatie drink, if you
drink it in a certain amount of time, you can
float.”
So the guy quickly orders a ‘floatie’ drink. He takes it
from the
bartender, and chugs it. He then jumps out the window
and…SPLAT! Right
on the sidewalk!
The Bartender then say
s, “You know, Superman…you can be a real jerk
when you’re
drunk.”