Jokes Bucket

Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your
bath, Mrs Soap?
Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the time I’d drunk the
bath there wasn’t
room for medicine.

Boy: Dad, dad, there’s a spider in the bath.

Dad: What’s wrong with that? You’ve seen spiders before.
Boy: Yes,
but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot
water!

How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.