Jokes Bucket

can’t understand why people say my
girlfriend’s legs look like
matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but
they certainly don’t
match.

Two teenage boys were
talking in the
classroom. One said, ‘I took my girlfriend to see ‘The
bride of
Dracula’ last night.’
‘Oh yeah,’ said the other, ‘ what was she like
?’
‘Well she was about six foot six, white as a ghost and she had
big red
staring eyes and fangs.’
The other said, ‘Yes, but what
was ‘The Bride of Dracula’ like
?’

Julie had broken off her
engagement. Her
friend asked her what had happened. ‘I thought it was love at
first
sight,’ said Julie.
‘It was, but it was the second and third
sights that changed my
mind.

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