Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn’t
pretty and wasn’t ugly ?
She was pretty ugly

Bill: My sister has lovely
long red hair
all down her back.
Will: Pity it’s not on her head.

She’s the kind of girl that boys look at twice
-
they can’t believe it the first time.

Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn’t
pretty and wasn’t ugly ?
She was pretty ugly

Mary: Do you think my sister’s pretty
?
Gary: Well, let’s just say if you pulled her pigtail she’d probably
say ‘oink, oink ‘!

Girlfriend: Will you love me when I’m old and
fat and ugly?
Boyfriend: Of course I do !