Jokes Bucket

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  • scissors
    February 4th, 2009adminBed jokes, Jokes

    I’d like to buy a bed,
    please.
    Certainly,
    madam. Spring mattress?
    Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all
    year.

  • scissors
    February 4th, 2009adminBed jokes, Jokes

    You can’t have any more chocolates tonight. It’s
    not
    good for you to go to bed on a full stomach.
    Oh, Mum. I
    promise I’ll lay on my side.

  • scissors
    February 4th, 2009adminBed jokes, Jokes

    What is the softest bed for a
    baby to sleep
    on?
    Cot-on-wool.

  • scissors
    February 4th, 2009adminBed jokes, Jokes

    Sunday, February 26th, 2006

    What do tigers wear in bed ?
    Stripey pyjamas
    !

  • scissors
    February 4th, 2009adminBed jokes, Jokes

    How do you know when there is an elephant under

    your bed ?
    When your nose touches the ceiling !

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