I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off
and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me
and said: “Good grief, where are your feet?”
I must have left
them in bed !
Jokes Bucket
jokes and fun stuff
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Bed joke
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What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog
asleep on your bed?
Sleep on the sofa -
Bed joke
0Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Bed !
Bed who
?
Bed you can’t guess who I am! -
Bed joke
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Bed joke
0Why did the man take a pencil to
bed ?
To
draw the curtains !