Jokes Bucket

I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday.

Farcical?

Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill,

but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack said:

‘I
didn’t think we’d make it!’ Jill replied,

‘Nor did I - what
a good thing I kept the brakes on, or we’d have
slid all the way
back down!’

A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked

down an old lady. She was a bit shaken, but got up, dusted herself
off,
then turned to the little boy and said,

‘Don’t you
know how to ride a bike?’

‘Yes,’ he answered, ‘but I don’t
know how to ring the bell yet’