Which is the cheapest bicycle you can
buy?
A penny-farthing.

Which is the cheapest bicycle you can
buy?
A penny-farthing.

Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals.
Juliet: Really?
Romeo: Yes, bicycle pedals.

Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because
they’re
two-tired.

What did the bicycle call its
dad?
Pop-cycle

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a
bicycle ?
Bike carbonate of soda !