What did they call the canary that flew into the
pastry dish ?
Tweetie Pie !

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up
?
Jail-birds !

What did they call the canary that flew into the
pastry dish ?
Tweetie Pie !

What do you get if your budgie flies into the
blender ?
Shredded Tweet !

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a
centipede ?
A great walkie-talkie !

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker
with a carrier pigeon ?
A bird who knocks before delivering its
message !