Jokes Bucket

Why won’t anyone eat the dogs birthday cake?

Because he always slobbers out the candles!

Did you hear about the tree’s
birthday?

It was a sappy one!

“My birthday’s coming”
Do you know what I
need?”
“Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?”

Did you hear about the flag’s birthday?

It was a Happy one!

“Did you go shopping for my birthday

present?”
“Yeah, and I found the perfect thing.”
“What thing is
that?”
“Nothing!”