Teacher: What’s this a
picture
of ?
Class: Don’t know, Miss.
Teacher: It’s a
kangaroo.
Class: What’s a kangaroo, miss ?
Teacher: A kangaroo is a native of
Australia.
Smallest boy: Wow, my sister’s married one of them
Jokes Bucket
jokes and fun stuff
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March 5th, 2009Brother and sister jokes -
March 5th, 2009Brother and sister jokes
My sister
wanted to marry a man
clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb
enough to spend it on -
March 5th, 2009Brother and sister jokes
Do robots have sisters ?
No,
just transistors ! -
March 5th, 2009Brother and sister jokes
Sister: Mom wants you to come in
and help fix
dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken? -
March 5th, 2009Brother and sister jokes
Brother: Which is farther away-
NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City. Why do ask? Brother: Well, I can
see the moon, but I can’t see NY City.