Jokes Bucket

Michael: It’s hard for my

sister to eat.
Maureen: Why ?
Michael: She can’t bear to stop
talking.

‘What’s your father’s

occupation?’ asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic

year.
‘He’s a conjurer, Ma’am,’ said the new boy.
‘How
interesting. What’s his favourite trick?’
‘He saws people in
half.’
‘Gosh! now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?’
‘One
half brother and two half sisters.’

Did the bionic
monster have a
brother ?
No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!

Big Brother: That planet
over
there is Mars.
Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa’s.

My brother’s just opened a
shop.
Really? How’s he doing?
Six months. He opened it with a
crowbar.