Jokes Bucket

A little demon came
home from
school one day and said to his mother, ‘I hate my sister’s

guts.’
‘All right,’ said his mother, ‘I won’t put them in your
sandwiches
again.’

My brother’s one
of the
biggest stickup men in town.
Gosh is he really?
Yes, he’s a
six-foot-six billposter.

Big Brother: That planet
over
there is Mars.
Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa’s.

My brother’s just opened a
shop.
Really? How’s he doing?
Six months. He opened it with a
crowbar.