Jokes Bucket

Passenger: Does this bus go to London?

Conductor: No.
Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor:
There’s an
advertisement for baked beans on the side, but we don’t
sell them!

Why did the bus stop?
Because it saw the zebra
crossing.

A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was
pushed off by
the people inside. There’s no room,’ they said. ‘It’s
full up!’
‘But you must let me on!’ shouted the man.
‘Why,
what’s so special about you?’ they asked.
I’m the driver,’
replied the man.

Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York?

Driver: Which part?
Passenger: All of me, of course!

How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar?

Throw it under a bus.