Jokes Bucket

Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but
didn’t
hurt yourself?
Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the
bus.

Sam left work after a tiring day. ‘Take the bus

home,’ suggested a friend. ‘My mother would only make me take it

back,’ Sam said.

What do you call a bloke with a
bus on his
head?
Dead.

When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting

upstairs or downstairs?
I prefer to ride on top, but it’s very
hard getting the horse up the
stairs.

As the bus came to the stop, the man
at the
front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the air and

caught it before getting on the bus. An amazed conductor said, ‘What
on
earth did you do that for?’ ‘I wanted to know if there was room on

top,’ replied the man.

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