Jokes Bucket

Teacher: Tommy Russell, you’re late again.

Tommy: Sorry, sir. It’s my bus - it’s always coming late.
Teacher:
Well, if it’s late again tomorrow, catch an earlier
one.

Why didn’t anyone take the school bus to
school?
I wouldn’t fit through the door.

Q: What is a bus ?
A: A bus is a vehicle that
runs twice as fast when you are after it as
when you are in it.

Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a

bus driver.
Witch: Well, I won’t stand in your way.

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on
his head
?
The deceased !

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