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    March 12th, 2009adminBusiness joke

    Tom was so excited about his promotion to
    Vice
    President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it
    to
    his wife for weeks on end.

    Finally she couldn’t take it
    any longer, and told him, “Listen, it
    means nothing, they even have
    a vice president of peas at the grocery
    store!”.

    “Really?”
    he said. Not sure if this was true or not, Tom decided to
    call the
    grocery store.

    A clerk answers and Tom says “Can I please talk
    to the Vice President
    of peas?”

    The clerk replies “Canned
    or frozen?”

  • scissors
    March 12th, 2009adminBusiness joke

    Why
    did the electrician close early on
    Mondays?
    Because business was very light.

  • scissors
    March 12th, 2009adminBusiness joke

    The Americans and the Japanese decided to
    engage in a boat
    race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach
    their peak
    performance levels. On the big day they felt ready. The
    Japanese won by a mile.
    The American team was discouraged by the loss.
    Morale sagged. Corporate
    management decided that the reason for the
    crushing defeat had to be
    found, so a consulting firm was hired to
    investigate the problem and
    recommend corrective action.
    The
    Japanese team had six people rowing and one person steering and

    rowing; the American team had two people rowing and five people steering.

    After a year of study and thousands spent analyzing the problem, the

    consultant firm concluded that too many people were steering and
    not
    enough were rowing on the American team. So as race day neared
    again the
    following year, the American team’s management structure
    was completely
    reorganized. The new structure for the American
    s was: one quality
    assurance manager, two steering managers, one
    area steering managers, and a
    new performance review manager for the
    two people rowing the boat to
    provide work incentive.
    That
    year, the Japanese won by TWO miles !!!
    Humiliated, the American
    corporation laid off the rowers for poor
    performance and gave the
    managers a bonus for discovering the problem.

  • scissors
    March 12th, 2009adminBusiness joke

    The social
    worker asked the bartender
    “What’s the difference between your job and
    mine?”
    The bartender
    replied: “I only had to go to bartender school for 6
    weeks and I
    learned to mix a very good drinks, than wait a couple of hours
    to
    have people tell me their innermost thoughts while you went to
    school
    for 6 years, paid thousands and thousands of dollars, sit session

    after session using technique after technique, and you still may never

    hear them!!!

  • scissors
    March 12th, 2009adminBusiness joke

    INTERVIEWER to job
    applicant: “Do you
    think you could come up with any reason you want this
    job other than
    your parents want you out of their house?”

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