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  • scissors
    March 9th, 2009adminBusiness joke

    An American manufacturer is showing his

    machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the
    lunch
    whistle blows, two thousand men and women immediately stop
    work and
    leave the building.

    “Your workers, they’re
    escaping!” cries the visitor. “You’ve got
    to stop them.”

    “Don’t
    worry, they’ll be back,” says the American. And indeed, at
    exactly
    one o’clock the whistle blows again, and all the workers return
    from
    their break.

    When the tour is over, the manufacturer turns to
    his guest and says,
    “Well, now, which of these machines would you
    like to order?”

    “Forget the machines,” says the visitor. “How much
    do you want for
    that whistle?”

  • scissors
    March 9th, 2009adminBusiness joke

    Two government economists were returning

    home from a field meeting. As with all government travelers, they were

    assigned the cheapest seats on the plane so they each were
    occupying
    the center seat on opposite sides of the aisle.

    They
    continued their discussion of the knotty problem that had been the

    subject of their meeting through takeoff and meal service until finally

    one of the passengers in an aisle seat offered to trade places so they

    could talk and he could sleep.

    After switching seats, one
    economist remarked to the other that it was
    the first time an
    economic discussion ever kept anyone awake.

  • scissors
    March 9th, 2009adminBusiness joke

    Kowalski, fresh out of
    accounting school,
    went to a interview for a good paying job. The
    company boss asked
    various questions about him and his education, but then
    asked him,
    “What is three times seven?”

    “Twenty-two,” Kowalski
    replied.

    After he left, he double-checked it on his calculator (he knew he

    should have taken it to the interview!) and realized he wouldn’t get
    the
    job.

    About two weeks later, he got a letter that said he
    was hired for the
    job! He was not one to look a gift horse in the
    mouth, but was still
    very curious.

    The next day, Kowalski
    went in and asked why he got the job, even
    though he got such a simple
    question wrong. The boss shrugged and said,
    “Well, you were the
    closest.”

  • scissors
    March 9th, 2009adminBusiness joke

    Mom and Dad are in the iron and
    steel
    business.
    She does the ironing and he does the stealing.

  • scissors
    March 9th, 2009adminBusiness joke

    There was once a high-powered businessman who

    insisted on taking his three secretaries everywhere with him - a
    tall
    one for writing longhand, a short one for taking down shorthand,
    and a
    very small one for adding footnotes.

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