Jokes Bucket

Why don’t cannibals like to eat Carl
Lewis?
He gives them runs!

What happened when the cannibal crossed the
Atlantic on
the QE2?
He told the waiter to take the menu away and
bring him the passenger
list!

What do pygmy cannibals eat for
breakfast?
Weedie Bix!!

What happened to the entertainer who did

a show for the cannibals ?
He went down really well !

Why do cannibals make suitcases out of
peoples
heads?
Because they’re headcases !

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