Jokes Bucket

What happened when the cannibal bit off a

missionary’s ear?
He had his first taste of Christianity!

Why didn’t the cannibal eat Mike

Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!

What happened when the cannibal got a
religion?
He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
He
was on a diet!

What do sick cannibals have for

breakfast?
Vitamin bills!

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