What do you call a person who falls onto
you on a train ?
A laplander !

What do you call someone who draws funny
pictures of
motor vehicles ?
A car-toonist !

What do you call a person who falls onto
you on a train ?
A laplander !

What do you call a pretend railway
?
A play station !

Why did the man put his car in the
oven?
Because he wanted a hot rod.

What did the man put on his car when
the weather was cold?
An extra muffler.