What did the big carburettor say to the
little carburettor?
“Don’t inhale so fast or you’ll choke.”
Jokes Bucket
jokes and fun stuff
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April 2nd, 2009Car and train jokesWhat is a banged-up used
car?
A
car in first-crash condition. -
April 2nd, 2009Car and train jokes
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April 2nd, 2009Car and train jokes
What would you have if your car’s
motor was in flames?
A fire engine. -
March 24th, 2009Car and train jokes
What happens if an
axe falls on your
car?
You have an ax-i-dent (accident). -
March 24th, 2009Car and train jokes
What is the difference between a
locomotive engineer and a teacher?
One minds the train, the other
trains the mind.