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    March 28th, 2009adminCat jokes

    What do you call a cat that has just
    eaten a
    whole duck ?
    A duck filled fatty puss !

  • scissors
    March 28th, 2009adminCat jokes

    Why is a crazy marmalade cat like
    a biscuit
    ?
    They are both ginger nuts !

  • scissors
    March 28th, 2009adminCat jokes

    Why do tomcats fight ?
    Because they like
    raising a stink !

  • scissors
    March 28th, 2009adminCat jokes

    What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on

    the sea ?
    A catameringue !

  • scissors
    March 28th, 2009adminCat jokes

    “Doctor,” said the
    patient, “I need help! I
    can’t stop acting like a cat!”
    “How long have you had this problem?”
    the doctor asked.
    “Lest’s see,” said the patient, “Mom had the
    litter in ‘41

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