Jokes Bucket

When you call a dog, they usually come to

you.
When you call a cat; they take a message.

Q: Why couldn’t the cat speak?

A: The dog
taped his mouth.

If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get?
An
a-cat-emy award.

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because
of the tree bark.

A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. “Excuse

me”, he said to
the cat in charge, “Can you get milk stains out?”
“Sure,” replied
the cat. “We’ll have that stain licked in a
minute!”

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