After the baby was baptized,
her
four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of
the car.
“What’s the matter Johnny?” asked his concerned mother.
Johnny
replied: “that man said that he hoped our baby would be raised in a
good Christian home…I just want her to stay with you guys.”
A whole family was caught in
a small boat
during a sudden storm off the shores of Florida, but towed
to
safety in Fort Lauderdale by the ever alert U.S. Coast Guard.
“I
always knew God would take care of us,” said the composed five
year
old daughter of the boat owner after the family got home.
“I like
to hear you say that,” beamed the mother. “Always remember
that God
is in His heaven watching over us.”
“Oh, I wasn’t talking
about THAT God,” the five year old
interrupted. “I was talking about
the COAST God.”
Son to his father as they watch television:
“Dad, tell me again how when you were a kid you had to walk all the
way
across the room to change the channel.”
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some
grass but you’ve only
drawn the cow ?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all
the grass !
Mum: From now on your going to have free
school dinners.
Son:But, Mum, I don’t want three school dinners, one is
more than
enough !
