A certain little boy had been spanked
by
his father one morning. When his dad came in from the office that
evening, the boy called out sulkily, ‘ Mum ! your husband’s just come
home.’
Jokes Bucket
jokes and fun stuff
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March 31st, 2009Children joke‘Mum, there’s a man at the door collecting
for the Old Folk’s Home.
Shall I give him Grandma ?’ -
March 31st, 2009Children joke
John kept pestering his parents to buy a
video, but they said
they couldn’t afford one. So one day John came
home clutching a
package containing a brand-new video.
‘Where in
the World did you get the money to pay for that ?’ asked
his
father suspiciously.
‘It’s OK, Dad,’ replied John, ‘I’ve traded the
TV in for
it.’ -
March 31st, 2009Children joke
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March 31st, 2009Children joke
‘Mum,’ yelled Johnny from the kitchen,
‘you know that dish you were
always worried that I would break
?’
‘Yes dear, what about it ?’
‘Well your worries are over.’ -
March 31st, 2009Children joke
George knocked on the door of his friend’s
house. When his friend’s mother answered he asked, ‘can Albert
come out
to play?’
‘No, said the mother, ‘it’s too
cold.’
‘Well, then,’ said George, ‘ can his football come out to play?’