Eddie’s father called up to him, ‘Eddie, if
you don’t stop playing
that trumpet I think I’ll go
crazy!’
Eddy replied, ‘I think you are already, I stopped playing half an hour
ago.’
Jokes Bucket
jokes and fun stuff
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March 31st, 2009Children joke -
March 31st, 2009Children joke
‘William, I’ve been told that you have
been fighting
with the boys next door,’ said mum.
‘yes, but they’re twins, so I
wanted some way to tell the
apart.’ -
March 31st, 2009Children joke
Mum: How can
you practice your trumpet
and listen to the radio at the same time ?
Son: Easy. I have two
ears! -
March 31st, 2009Children joke
A
schoolteacher was trying to teach her
six-year old class students how
to say the pledge of allegiance to
the flag. The schoolteacher said,
O.K. children begin by putting
your hand over your little heart and repeat
with me, I pledge
allegiance to the HOLD IT! HOLD IT! Johnny, why is
your hand over your butt
cheek instead of your heart? Johnny relied! I
can’t. Teacher asks,
why not? Well you see, when my ant comes over to
pick me up and
pats my bottom and says, BLESS YOUR LITTLE HEART!!!!!! -
March 31st, 2009Children joke
Little
Johnny’s class were on an outing
to their local police station where
they saw pictures, of the ten
most wanted men, tacked to a bulletin
board. On the way out of the
police station Little Johnny said to the
officer, “it was so nice of
you to put my daddy’s picture up there.”