Jokes Bucket

jokes and fun stuff
  • scissors
    April 10th, 2009adminChristmas joke

    A football supporter’s favourite

    Christmas song?
    ‘Yule never walk alone’

  • scissors
    April 9th, 2009adminChristmas joke

    What song do Father Christmas’ gnomes sing

    to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night?
    Freeze a
    jolly good fellow!

  • scissors
    April 9th, 2009adminChristmas joke

    Father
    Christmas: How do I stop a
    Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?
    Gnome : Put a five pound note
    between his teeth and stick his head over
    the side of the
    sledge.

  • scissors
    April 9th, 2009adminChristmas joke

    What do gnomes fear
    most about
    Christmas?
    They’re afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!

  • scissors
    April 9th, 2009adminChristmas joke

    I wouldn’t say that Christmas gnomes are

    cross-eyed,
    but when they cry the tears run down their back!

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