A football supporter’s favourite
Christmas song?
‘Yule never walk alone’

A football supporter’s favourite
Christmas song?
‘Yule never walk alone’

What song do Father Christmas’ gnomes sing
to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night?
Freeze a
jolly good fellow!

Father
Christmas: How do I stop a
Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?
Gnome : Put a five pound note
between his teeth and stick his head over
the side of the
sledge.

What do gnomes fear
most about
Christmas?
They’re afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!

I wouldn’t say that Christmas gnomes are
cross-eyed,
but when they cry the tears run down their back!