Jokes Bucket

Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away

from the White House?
A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy
over to give her a ride.

One night Bill Clinton was
awakened by
George Washington’s ghost in the
White House. “George, what is the
best thing I could do to help the
country?” Clinton asked.
“Set an
honest and honorable example, just as I did,” advised George.
The
next night the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark

bedroom. “Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the
country?”

Clinton asked.
“Cut taxes and reduce the size of government,”
advised Tom.
Clinton didn’t sleep well the next night, and saw yet
another figure
moving in the shadows. It was Abraham Lincoln’s ghost.
“Abe, what is
the
best thing I could do to help the country?”
Clinton asked.
Abe replied, “Go to the theater.”