Jokes Bucket

A bus filled with politicians was
driving
through the
countryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus
driver,
caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and
crashes
into the ditch.

A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash
and
rushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding the
politicians
he buries them.

The next day, the police come to the farm to
question the
man. “So you buried all the politicians?” asked the
police
officer. “Were they all dead?”

The farmer answered, “Some
said they weren’t, but you
know how politicians lie.”

Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton

were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one
day,
they stopped at a service station to fill up the car with gas.
It
seemed that the owner of the station was once Hillary’s high
school love.

They exchanged hellos, and went on their way.

As they were driving on to their destination, Bill put his arm around

Hillary and said, “Well, honey, if you had stayed with him, you
would
be the wife of a service station owner today.”

She
smirked and replied, “No, if I had stayed with him, he would be

President of the United States.”