Jokes Bucket

“Where are my shoes?” asked the Iowa State
professor as the class ended.

“They’re on your feet,” said one of
the students.

“So they are,” said the professor. “It’s a good
thing you saw them,
or I would have gone home without them!”

What is the second stupidest thing in the
world?

An Arkansas architectural student out in the middle of the
ocean trying
to build a foundation for a house.

What is the
stupidest thing in the world?

An Arkansas contractor trying to
build a house on the
foundation.

Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen,

were discussing what kind of work would supply mem with big bucks
after
graduation.

“Well, I’ve always thought I’d like to be
a doctor,” said
Higginbote. “Specialize in something or other. Like
obstetrics, maybe.”

“Obstetrics?” scoffed Goldstein. “At the
rate science is going,
you’d no sooner learn all about it when
bingo! somebody’d find a cure for
it.”

Tipton and Baldwin shared a room on the North
Carolina campus.

One day Tipton came in and said to his
roommate, “I hear there’s a
new case of herpes in the dorm.”

“Great!” said Baldwin. “I was getting tired of 7-Up!”

A college friend was going to meet a young
lady he new.
“An old flame? I asked.
He winked and said, “More like
an unlit match.”

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